By the way I talk.
Seriously, I think I have some sort of disorder. Most of you have never met me in person and have only this blog for reference.
I suppose that’s a good thing because then you hopefully think I’m a lot smarter and more eloquent than I actually am.
Thank God I’m a writer and not a TV personality. I trip over my words all the time and stick my foot in mouth so much, it’s amazing I don’t produce cotton out of my throat.
Does anyone else have this problem?
As long as I have a medium to write, I’ll sound much better.
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
― Lemony Snicket,
“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.”
― Jarod Kintz,